Yes, my name rhymes, kind of. No, I can’t take credit for it.

But what more proof could you want that I was destined for professional wordplay from the very start?

If you’re in the market for a senior copywriter with plenty of traditional agency experience plus a few enriching side quests, then you’ve come to the right aisle. I’m currently open to full-time, part-time, and freelance opportunities.

I’ve also dabbled in the true crime podcast sphere, penned articles for Harper’s Bazaar, Los Angeles magazine, and Milk Studios, and wrote a personal essay about my family’s twisted stalker situation for Buzzfeed News, which hit #1 on Apple News.

When I don’t have a word doc open, I’m either:

Studying the menus of new restaurants (my scripture, if you will)
Searching the depths of the flea market for a niche clothing item that my mom won’t understand
Torturing myself by way of the cruel and unusual Bulgarian split squat
Walking on my hands (my only party trick)
Dreaming up new ice cream flavors (heavy on the chunks)
Cosplaying Eve Babitz whilst sipping a cocktail on a patio somewhere

If any part of that intrigues you, feel free to send me an email—I’ll be here ✧

tesskessler@gmail.com

Hey, I’m tess kessler.